(Please understand that Ned has a rare form of Tourette Syndrome. Instead of spouting involuntary expletives, Ned involuntarily spouts bad jokes.)
Q: What do you call the atmosphere around a milk farm?
A: Dairy air
Q: What do you call a blemish on an egg?
A: An exit
Q: What do you call a gifted and talented egg?
Q: What do you call an odd egg?
Q: What do you call an attractive bottom?
Q: How do you feel when you rub an egg against your wool sweater?
Q: When the vehicle carrying the coffin breaks down, what do you do?
Line 1: A E I O U
Line 2: O U I E A
Q: How do you explain the difference between Line 1 and Line 2
A: A vowel movement
A: A COMMANIST